Chapter 1:
Jarek's Day
(by Dean, added on July 10, 2006)
Jarek Woke Up One Morning.Did Some Meditation Katas.Got Up And Ate Some Cereal.When All Of A Sudden Manji Ninjas Came In Jarek-I am Eating Creal.How Rude Manji Ninja#1 who just so happened to be Yoshimitsu-Silence Fool Do You Know Of The Black Dragon They Have Been Responsible For The Death Of 635000 People In Iraq
Jarek-O Rly?
Yoshimitsu-Yes Rly.Does The News Lie?
He Points To A Randomly Placed T.V. Which Was On Channel 31 News at 2:00
NewsLady-And In the news now the Black Dragon Clan Has Been Responsible For The Death Of 635,000 Iraqis.George Bush Says they should be eliminated
Yoshimitsu-George Bush Rocks.
Jarek-They Are Probably At Their Hq's
Kunimitsu:He Has To Be Lying
Yoshimitsu;I Know let's Strip Him Naked and if he does not object then we know that this is their hideout and the bitch has been lying
Kuni And Yoshi Stripped Jarek Naked Jarek-Hey Stop It Yoshimitsu-Ai Thou Are Not Lieingeth
Jarek-Shut Uppeth
Just Then Kunimitsu And The Other Manji Perverts Teleports Out Of Jarek's House
Jarek-I Feel Violated
A Random Person-You Lose.Good Day Sir
Jarek then Slices them in half with his eye lasers
Chapter 2:
Bruce Irvin's Hangover
(by Dean, added on July 10, 2006)
Bruce Then Wobbled Drunkingly In An Back Alley Of England{Why The Heck He Is in England Don't Ask}
Just Then Kazuya Walked Up To Him
Bruce-Grandma Is That you
Kazuya-Your Drunk Luckily I Got A Doctor For You.
Just Then Liu Kang Came Up To Bruce
Kazuya-So Dr.Kang What is the diagnosis
Liu Kang-He's Drunk
Kazuya-No Really?? Liu Kang Then Preformed a Magical Incantation.Bruce Was Not Drunk Anymore
Bruce Kazuya And Liu Kang Do The Happy Dance
Steve Fox Opened His Window
Steve Fox-You Suck!
He Then Threw A Computer Modem At Them Hitting Bruce and knocking him out
Chapter 3:
Asuka's Kazama Munchies
(by Dean, added on July 10, 2006)
We Open Up To See A Set Not Too unlike Iron Chef
Announcer-Welcome To The Iron Teff And Here Is Your Host Scorpion
Scorpion Then Yanks The Announcer's Lung Out With His Spear And Dropkicks Him Into Jupiter
Scorpion Then Flings The Lung At Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero,Feng Wei,Anna Williams,Steve Fox And various other audience members-Eww!!!Gross!!!Murderer!
Scorpion Then Slaps Them
Scoprion-Welcome To The Iron Teff
Just Then The Failing Horns From The Price Is Right Play
Scorpion-anyways Iam Your Host Scorpion we will see two tekken characters Duke It Out For The Ultimate Prize The Iron Teff
The Failing Horns Play From The Price Is Right Again
Scorpion Burns The Musician With His Breath
Musician-Omg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chapter 4:
Mokujin Sucks
(by heidiho, added on March 9, 2007)
Announcer-Mokujin Is Suing Hsu Hao For $409.39 For Burning Him With that Thingamajigamahhotziz On his Chest However Hsu Hao Is Countersuing Mokujin For $950 For Just Plain Sucking Bailiff-May The Honorable Judge Judith Scheindlin Preside Judge Judy Went To Sit On The Judge's Seat But Tripped Judge Judy Blushed Judge Judy-Anyways Mokujin Your Suimg Hsu Hao For $409.39 Because He Burned You With that Laser Thingy On His Chest And Hsu Hao Your Countersuing Him For $950 Because He Sucks Judge Judy-Hsu Hao I Don't Blame You For suing Because This Heap Of Wood Sucks So You Win $950 Mokujin-B-But You Didn't Even Let Me Tell My Story Judge Judy-Give Mokujin The Death Penalty For Talking Back
Chapter 5:
Reiko Kano Armor King And Dragunov Are The Biker Hogs
(by heidiho, added on March 9, 2007)
Reiko Dragunov And Kano And Armor King Were Part Of A Biker Gang Who Prowled The Streets Of Kansas Looking For A Fight Dragunov Went Up To A Man And Tapped Him On The Shoulder Man-Yep? Dragunov-Your Mother's Breath Smeels Like Toilet Water Man-Excuse Me Moi? Dragunov Slowly-Your Mother's Breath Smells Like Toilet Water............Wait Marduk Is That You? Marduk-I'am Marduk.....Marduk Is He.....He Is I Armor King-You Thought You Killed Me But Ya Didn't Armor King Jumping Kneed Marduk To The Moon Armor King-Fwohohohohohohohoho X] Reiko-Mah God I Feel Old Kano-You Are Old Reiko Sadly-Yeah Reiko Then Shed A Tear
Chapter 6:
Baraka Pwns The Tekken Force
(by daegonsos2933, added on May 11, 2007)
The Tekken Force Was Cornering Julia Chang Tekken Force Guy-Julia Give Up Heihachi Wants You To Be His Wife Julia-No I'am Young Enough To Be His Granddaughter OMG You Idiots Are Worse Than Ganryu Tekken Force-Say W------ Baraka Then Beat The Shit Outta The Tekken Force And Impaled Their Bodys On His Blades Julia-Thanks Baraka Baraka-No Prob Julia! Ganryu-Julia Please Go On A Date With Me. Julia-Ganryu You Never Learn Do You? Go Away You Horny 55 Year Old Virgin Baraka-OH Snapz You Got Burned Ganryu-Meanie Ganryu Then Ran Away Until A Missile Exploded His Tubby Ass
Chapter 7:
The crazy family you can relate to
(by Miguel, added on December 25, 2009)
Jin Kazama-MA LEE IS HITTING ON ME
Jun Kazama-Lee you fucktard that is your nephew for christ's sake
Heihachi-Tell jin to stfu or i will throw him out of a train
Lars Alexandersson-This family is crazy
Kazuya was busy talking on the phone to Feng Wei it seemed a buisness transaction failed
Kazuya-Fuck you too asshole
Feng Wei-Shit your family is dysfunctional
Kazuya-Your mom
Feng Wei-My mom? oh so is that how it is well how would you like me to kidnap your pussy
Kazuya-Listen here you ignoramus i will not let you kidnap my manhood
Feng Wei-Get your mind out of the gutter Kurazy machinegun
Kazuya-Get my name right or i will break your kneecaps
Feng wie sighing-Fine Kazuya Mishima
Kazuya-Thanks
Asuka Kazama-Uncle kazuya um heihachi said he would smack me sniff sniff
Asuka started crying
Kazuya-That is the only good thing he did that i can agree with
Onaga-Your family is crazier than a pet coon with rabies
Kazuya and his family stared at onaga like this ._.
Onaga-Gonna go look for some japanese hookers to pleasure meself with
Onaga than flew through a hole in the window he made
Kauya-And to think that pimp was once the ruler of outworld?
MK Nightmares 2.5
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